"What's all these crazy questions you asking me"

Julie and Julia, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Trek, Clueless, Edie Sedgwick, Adventureland, Young Frankenstein, The Darjeeling Limited, Star Wars: A New Hope, and Whatever Works.

"I'm outta luck but what else could I be?"

The Time Traveler's Wife, Titanic, Natalie Wood, Ghost World, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Clueless, What a Girl Wants, Stardust, Reality Bites, and Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"We never did too much talking anyway"

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Finding Neverland, Michael Cera, Cary Grant, Ghost World, Easy Rider, Freddie Mercury, Camilla Belle, Julie & Julia, and Edie Sedgwick.

"Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Zombieland, Young Frankenstein, Rocky Horror Picture Show, True Blood, Beetlejuice, The Vampire Diaries, Hocus Pocus, The Little Vampire, Casper, and My Best Friend's a Vampire.